Bottom 10: Where Jimbo Fisher can finally be appreciated
Inspirational idea of the week: You need to think on a different level, like the CIA does.We’re through the looking glass here, people.White is black.And black
— Kevin Costner as Jim
Garrison,”JFK”Under the supervision of the reverse vampires, they are forcing our parents to go to bed early,
In a fiendish plot to remove the meal of dinner!We are through the looking glass here, individuals.– Milhouse Van Houten,”The Simpsons”Here at Bottom 10 Headquarters, located in Jeff Saturday’s just-vacated wardrobe closet at ESPN, we invested last weekend crystalizing our already-strong feelings that when it pertains to knowledge, we understand nothing.The Vanderbilt Commode Doors have actually been a pillar of the 2022 Bottom 10, whether they were ranked or sitting on the Waiting List, the losers of 26 straight SEC games long having actually put the “mean “in”It Just Means More.”Then they beat No. 24 Kentucky in Lexington.It was simply 2 weeks ago that we promoted/demoted #gobc, aka Boston College, into these standings, after four straight losses. Then they beat No. 16 NC State.By The Time I Get To Arizona
knocked off No. 12 UCLA. The Artist Formerly Called Pur-don’t upset No. 21 Ill-ugh-noise. And in Storrs, Connecticut, the team we utilized to call U-Can’t absolutely U-Did, snuffing out the AP’s 19th-ranked Liberty Flames to become bowl eligible for the very first time in 7 years.Assume yes, constantly https://t.co/9UL9iRZQQs!.?.!— Ryan McGee(@ESPNMcGee)November 12, 2022 However to be clear, this is no conspiracy theory. This is genuine. The Bottom 10 multiverse is legit. We know this because we walked through the looking glass. OK, we actually strolled into a sliding
glass door, however when we were asked,”The number of fingers am I holding up? “she absolutely had 12. We’re sure of it.With apologies to Dr. Steven Strange, Oliver Stone, former Alabama A&M quarterback Aqeel Glass and Steve Harvey, here are the post-Week 11 Bottom 10 rankings. 1. UMess (1-9)The Minutemen lost the Pillow Battle of Week at then-No. 8 Arkansaw State 35-33 when a late rally showed up just brief– like, half a backyard short of a 2-point conversion that could have forced overtime. It was also the second time in three weeks that we had an unforeseen Bottom 10 bureau reporter on website to enjoy UMass lose. Now the Minutemen deal with an unanticipated challenger in the year’s most unanticipated edition of the Pillow Battle of the Week. However to discover who that foe will be, you’re gon na need to keep reading and wait a minute, male. #Bottom 10 Bureau Reporter Christopher signing in from UMass at Arkansas State https://t.co/mhe7P1kXB0!.?.!— Ryan McGee(@ESPNMcGee )November 12, 2022 2. United States(notC )F(1-9)The Bulls moneyed in their Bottom 10 Hey We Simply Fired Our Coach FastPass one week ago and followed that up with a coach-less loss to SMU. Now they take a trip to face Bottom 10 Waiting List member Living on Tulsa Time, which is still experiencing a totally reasonable year-long Myrtle Beach Bowl championship hangover. 3. Akronmonious(1-9)The Zips dropped their home finale with a loss to Eastern Not Western Or Main
Michigan, but their Bottom 10 title hopes took a struck when then-No. 7 Northern Ill-ugh-noise had the audacity to earn its third win of the season, over Western Not Eastern Or Main Michigan. That stole some zip from their Thanksgiving weekend season ending, which had had major Bottom 10 Megabowl capacity.
4. Colora-duh (1-9)
The Buffs continued their “How can we assist your Heisman prospect?” goodwill trip, as they permitted a five-touchdown performance by USC quarterback Caleb Williams on the heels of allowing a five-touchdown efficiency by Oregon quarterback Bo Nix. I’m no Nostradamus, but I’m here to say that this weekend Washington quarterback Michael Penix Jr. will account for five touchdowns versus the Buffs. 5. The Agricultural and Mechanical
College of Texas (3-7)
2 Related Have you seen this pattern within college athletics where huge donors have coaching positions and even whole position groups called for them? For example, Stanford head coach David Shaw is the Bradford M. Freeman Director of Football and Notre Dame’s Tommy Rees is the John and Bobbie Arlotta Household Offensive Coordinator/Quarterbacks Coach. Well, we want to extend an invitation to our pals in College Station to make this the John James”Jimbo”Fisher Jr. Coveted 5th Area. Perhaps we might make the statement throughout halftime of this weekend’s Pillow Fight of the Week vs. UMass. 6. North by Northworstern (1-9 )Shoutout to in the past– like, I dunno, two years earlier?– when the Mildcats would look at regular season-ending matchups with Purdue and Illinois and already be purchasing bottles of sun block for their inescapable vacation trip to a Florida bowl game. Now they are looking at those games and are already purchasing bottles of Lysol for their unavoidable vacation trip to an Evanston toilet bowl. 7. Whew Mexico No-bos (2-9)The Mountain West intrusion of these rankings starts New Mexico Not New Mexico State, who have actually lost seven in a row and currently have their Bottom 10 eyes trying to concentrate on two weeks from now when
they deal with Colorado State. However … 8. No-vada( 2-8 )Colorado State isn’t ranked in this area since it beat Nevada back in Week 5 and the extremely next week the Oof Load lost to …
9. Huh-why-yuh (2-9)
The Warriors have won just two times this year, however one of those was that Week 5 win over Nevada, which they instantly followed up with a loss to … 10. Colora-duh State(2-8)So, to evaluate, the Rams beat Hawai’i and Nevada and will host New Mexico in the Black Friday season ending. Our strategy to arrange all of it out is to pay off the people over at ESPN Statistics & Details research study, pleading them to input all of this into their computers to see what FPI states about it. Allurement them with what? Some deep-fried Cajun turkey leftovers from Thanksgiving. Have you ever seen the fire that emerges from among those fryers if you don’t thaw the turkey all the way? That’s exactly what that FPI maker is gon na look like when the Mountain West is made with it.Waiting list: Charlotte 2-and-9ers, Arkansaw State, Texas State Armadillos, Virginia Tech No-kies, Old Duh-minion, Northern Ill-ugh-noise, Western Not Eastern Or Main Michigan, Temple of Doom, both sides of the Huge Game.