Bottom 10: Alabama looks into the void, questioning how it

  • Ryan McGee

  • , ESPN Elder WriterOct 9, 2024, 09:00 AM ET Close Senior writer for ESPN The Publication and ESPN.com
  • 2-time Sports Emmy winner
  • 2010, 2014 NMPA Writer of the Year

Inspirational idea of the week:

Guess who’s back?

Back again?

Shady’s back.

Inform a good friend.

Guess who’s back?

Guess who’s back?

Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da

— “Without Me,” Eminem

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Here at Bottom 10 Head office, located in the hermetically sealed “Ocean’s Eleven”-proof underground lockbox bunker where Nick Saban is now trying to conceal all understood recordings of his “The only place you play in the SEC that’s not difficult to play at is Vanderbilt” hot take, we are hunched down with our VHS/DVD/TV three-in-one home entertainment system with one specific video on repeat. It’s the opening scene of “The Lion King.” You know the one. When all the animals march toward Pride Rock, hooves, paws and wings assembling to the music of Elton John. Yes, the Circle of Life. And for the next two hours, awkward little Simba can’t leave his own way, is banished, wanders the wilderness doing who understands what, his household thinking he is gone permanently, and after that he returns.It’s the classic

tale of the lost lamb returning. Like Tony Stark. Or Michael McDonald rejoining the Doobie Brothers. Or a Bottom 10 team that begins winning games and leaves our herd for greener championship game pastures. Such as … wait … what’s that the prophet simian is holding up from the suggestion of Pride Rock? Is it? Yes! It is!A Kansas Nayhawk! #Bottom 10 Spoiler Alert: Life comes

at you fast. From October

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